"Fuck me once badly, shame on you.
Fuck me twice badly, shame on me."
Quoted from S&C, Samantha.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
來自"爭氣的藝術"
如果你受了委屈，又想將情緒表現出來，你有很多方法。你可以找朋友訴苦，可以找對方理論，可以發脾氣、發屋企人脾氣、篤背脊、登報紙、可以流淚、亂花錢、飲醉酒、染上毒癮、發神經、變得荒淫，你亦可以玩逃避、玩絕交、剪自己頭髮、鎅手鎅腳、移民、找心理醫生，也可以咬耳仔、放毒蛇、畀錢黑社會打他一身、找老千、撬他女朋友....嘩，方法多著呢。
最難做的方法，可能是不作任何回應。
最難做的方法，可能是不作任何回應。
有趣
對一些無病呻吟用不同途徑博取同情或注意的看法，只好說是道行未夠及以下文章。
"他不如做個PowerPoint，在會展租個場地來個正統的Presentation來推廣自己建立人緣，對於這種事，除了視為笑話一則，我想不到還可以用什麼方法看待，世上很多事情，我都會認真對待例如:我的工作、我看哪一個中醫、用哪一支粉底，然而這種活動我實在不能，有心力的話，我會想應該入哪隻股票。"
"他不如做個PowerPoint，在會展租個場地來個正統的Presentation來推廣自己建立人緣，對於這種事，除了視為笑話一則，我想不到還可以用什麼方法看待，世上很多事情，我都會認真對待例如:我的工作、我看哪一個中醫、用哪一支粉底，然而這種活動我實在不能，有心力的話，我會想應該入哪隻股票。"
Sunday, September 13, 2009
No Matter What...
開始咗一連四次自家游泳醫頸患療程，第一次下水嘅時候，一心諗住鬆弛頸肌減少酸痛，中間隻腳抽咗兩次筋，總結游完十個塘，叫做有個交代亦好了許多。第二次開始真正專心游，抽筋減至一次之餘，還游多了幾個塘。第三次游已經無抽筋嘅情況，亦有保持游十多個塘。去到第四次游泳嘅時候，開始思索一些問題，可能只有游水嘅時候無什麼外來雜念，只需保持動作和呼吸的節奏往前游，開始反覆思索一些過往決定和問題的壓根兒，到最後有些問題無論我再努力游多十個塘都會是一樣，不過總有些得著。
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Sunday, August 09, 2009
How much memory do I need?
How many things can you recall?
It is not a thing that easily get under control.
Having good memory may not be a good thing.
It is not a thing that easily get under control.
Having good memory may not be a good thing.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Worth to plan
Sometimes we might spend a lot of time planning and trying to make the best decision, but it turned out the decision was already made and all we have to do was following the path to get there.
Monday, May 04, 2009
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Sex & The City
星期五晚上跟友人用了一頓簡單的晚餐後，到HMV逛一逛﹒我選擇了兩張"Symphony Live in Vienna"-Sarah Brightman、張國榮的最紅和減價的Sex & the City Season II﹒其實當中的一張Sarah Brightman和張國榮最紅專輯是送人的﹒當友人看到我手持兩張Sarah Brightman專輯時，問了一句“佢啲歌好好聽ga？我頓時靜了一靜，因為我唔知如何表達....Sarah Brightman是一位被譽為擁有天籟之音的一位英國女高音，街知巷聞的明曲有The Phantom of the Opera和Time to Say Goodbye﹒她最近在港的演唱會一張門票要千多元﹒至於好聽一問，只在於個人喜好，始終不是主流流行音樂，不是人人也感興趣，可能你會一聽就昏昏欲睡﹒可惜我當時無心跟友人交流，只係輕輕帯過，說了一句ok ga，草草了事﹒
跟住見到我再手持Sex & the City時，友人就好大反應地說:『唉教壞人!』﹒我直言道出我家已有Season I, III & V﹒如真有咁大威力教壞我，我都壞了一大半了﹒我問友人有冇真正睇過電視系列或只看過電影？老實說如果冇睇過電視系列，真係會抱有偏見﹒我卻偏偏鍾情這套戲，大學時代其中一套每個星期六晚追看的 HBO TV series﹒要敢愛敢談的確令人羨慕﹒而且戲中妙語連珠，多少漂亮對答和對感情的瀟灑態度﹒
後記
已離開大學很久，再看這套曾經追過的電視劇，也有另一份感覺，整個心態也不同了長大了﹒Grown up!
跟住見到我再手持Sex & the City時，友人就好大反應地說:『唉教壞人!』﹒我直言道出我家已有Season I, III & V﹒如真有咁大威力教壞我，我都壞了一大半了﹒我問友人有冇真正睇過電視系列或只看過電影？老實說如果冇睇過電視系列，真係會抱有偏見﹒我卻偏偏鍾情這套戲，大學時代其中一套每個星期六晚追看的 HBO TV series﹒要敢愛敢談的確令人羨慕﹒而且戲中妙語連珠，多少漂亮對答和對感情的瀟灑態度﹒
後記
已離開大學很久，再看這套曾經追過的電視劇，也有另一份感覺，整個心態也不同了長大了﹒Grown up!
Thursday, April 02, 2009
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蠢人恐怖過奸人 － 卓韻芝
謀殺與誤殺
害怕蠢人，遠遠多於害怕奸人﹒
奸人會害人，蠢人則會連累人，兩者皆無定向，無迹可遁，稍有鬆懈，麻煩上身﹒奸人陰陰濕濕，難以預測防避，蠢人蠢起來冇路捉，情況同樣防不勝防﹒蠢人能在任何時間作出愚笨決定，違反一切常識及邏輯，製造出變化多端的亂子﹒奸人當然比蠢人危險，若被奸人看中，被其一掌重擊，掉落山頭永無翻身；蠢人攻擊力較弱，但由於好心做壞事的次數可以極為頻密，所以俗語有云：「奸人擊死你，蠢人激死你，奸人謀殺死你；奸人讓你動氣得想自殺﹒」
蠢人界軍雞
哈哈，蠢人就不同了﹒為什麼沒有著作教我們如何防避蠢人呢？為什麼市場上沒有《妙法喝止蠢人做蠢事》、《Dumb Prevention for Dummies》之類的書籍呢？我真的想買一本﹒奸人有個好處，他們目標明確，你不在他們對付之列的話，就可以成功避免自己成為奸計中的犠牲品／踏腳石﹒然而，蠢人的蠢，卻是全方位的，跟年資、學歷、年紀無關，可以隨時隨地都蠢，Anytime,anywhere,any situation﹒蠢的程度，蠢的事可以蠢得連編劇都編不出來，這才是防不勝防﹒最恐怖是「熱心的蠢人」，一旦不小心向他們發出指令，一旦他們開始出錯，你就只得眼巴巴看着事情繼續糟下去，再叫「阿邊個呀，呢個電話真係唔洗再打嘞﹒」他們還是很熱心地說：「唔係哩，我打啦，我而家就打﹒」蠢人界軍雞，盲頭打不死，卻打撞死你﹒
蠢人教不精，就算教了，他們還是有本事發明另一種方法來把事情做錯﹒告訴他們某個客人喜歡開門見山，他們便以為可以力罵對方﹒告訴他們這裏是個大家庭，他們會放下工作買咖啡給大家喝﹒告訴他們要盡快回覆，他們在計劃未落實之前就已回覆了﹒還以為自己很精靈，洋洋得意又或者是滿頭大汗地跑回來說自己的工作完成了，結果你得花時間讓他們從頭到尾詳述一次自己做了什麼，你邊聽邊冒汗，唯有說「得嘞，你繼續講啦．．．」
總結
蠢人恐怖過奸人，因為蠢人的數目比起奸人多出太多倍，這是命中率的問題﹒奸人與蠢人，就像空難與塞車，空難防不了，塞車嘛，你每天上班也定必遇上﹒
謀殺與誤殺
害怕蠢人，遠遠多於害怕奸人﹒
奸人會害人，蠢人則會連累人，兩者皆無定向，無迹可遁，稍有鬆懈，麻煩上身﹒奸人陰陰濕濕，難以預測防避，蠢人蠢起來冇路捉，情況同樣防不勝防﹒蠢人能在任何時間作出愚笨決定，違反一切常識及邏輯，製造出變化多端的亂子﹒奸人當然比蠢人危險，若被奸人看中，被其一掌重擊，掉落山頭永無翻身；蠢人攻擊力較弱，但由於好心做壞事的次數可以極為頻密，所以俗語有云：「奸人擊死你，蠢人激死你，奸人謀殺死你；奸人讓你動氣得想自殺﹒」
蠢人界軍雞
哈哈，蠢人就不同了﹒為什麼沒有著作教我們如何防避蠢人呢？為什麼市場上沒有《妙法喝止蠢人做蠢事》、《Dumb Prevention for Dummies》之類的書籍呢？我真的想買一本﹒奸人有個好處，他們目標明確，你不在他們對付之列的話，就可以成功避免自己成為奸計中的犠牲品／踏腳石﹒然而，蠢人的蠢，卻是全方位的，跟年資、學歷、年紀無關，可以隨時隨地都蠢，Anytime,anywhere,any situation﹒蠢的程度，蠢的事可以蠢得連編劇都編不出來，這才是防不勝防﹒最恐怖是「熱心的蠢人」，一旦不小心向他們發出指令，一旦他們開始出錯，你就只得眼巴巴看着事情繼續糟下去，再叫「阿邊個呀，呢個電話真係唔洗再打嘞﹒」他們還是很熱心地說：「唔係哩，我打啦，我而家就打﹒」蠢人界軍雞，盲頭打不死，卻打撞死你﹒
蠢人教不精，就算教了，他們還是有本事發明另一種方法來把事情做錯﹒告訴他們某個客人喜歡開門見山，他們便以為可以力罵對方﹒告訴他們這裏是個大家庭，他們會放下工作買咖啡給大家喝﹒告訴他們要盡快回覆，他們在計劃未落實之前就已回覆了﹒還以為自己很精靈，洋洋得意又或者是滿頭大汗地跑回來說自己的工作完成了，結果你得花時間讓他們從頭到尾詳述一次自己做了什麼，你邊聽邊冒汗，唯有說「得嘞，你繼續講啦．．．」
總結
蠢人恐怖過奸人，因為蠢人的數目比起奸人多出太多倍，這是命中率的問題﹒奸人與蠢人，就像空難與塞車，空難防不了，塞車嘛，你每天上班也定必遇上﹒
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
I wonder if it is stain-free?!
Astronaut tests stink-free underwear
HOUSTON (Reuters) – Teen-age boys, are you tired of embarrassing questions about when you last changed underwear? Japan's space scientists may have just the answer -- a line of odour-free underwear and casual clothing.
Koichi Wakata, the first Japanese astronaut to live on the International Space Station, is testing the clothes, called J-ware and created by textile experts at Japan Women's University in Tokyo.
"He can wear his trunks (underwear) more than a week," said Koji Yanagawa, an official with the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency.
Wakata's clothes, developed by researcher Yoshiko Taya, are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. They also are flame-resistant and anti-static, not to mention comfortable and stylish.
Japanese astronaut Takao Doi gave the clothes a trial run during a shuttle mission last year. Even after a vigorous workout, Doi's clothes stayed dry.
"The other astronauts become very sweaty, but he doesn't have any sweat. He didn't need to hang his clothes to dry," Yanagawa said.
J-ware should reduce the amount of clothing that needs to be sent to the space station, which has no laundry facilities. Toting cargo into orbit is expensive, so having clothes that stay fresh for weeks at a time should result in significant savings.
The Japanese space agency plans to make the clothes available to NASA and its other space station partners once development is complete. A commercial line also is in the offing.
Taya also is working with clothing manufacturers Toray Industries and Goldwin. on clothes that have a microscopically thin chemical layer in the materials.
Wakata, who arrived at the station last week for a three-month stay, said on Sunday that the clothes appear to be working.
"Nobody has complained, so I think it's so far, so good," Wakata said.
(Editing by Jane Sutton and Cynthia Osterman)
HOUSTON (Reuters) – Teen-age boys, are you tired of embarrassing questions about when you last changed underwear? Japan's space scientists may have just the answer -- a line of odour-free underwear and casual clothing.
Koichi Wakata, the first Japanese astronaut to live on the International Space Station, is testing the clothes, called J-ware and created by textile experts at Japan Women's University in Tokyo.
"He can wear his trunks (underwear) more than a week," said Koji Yanagawa, an official with the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency.
Wakata's clothes, developed by researcher Yoshiko Taya, are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. They also are flame-resistant and anti-static, not to mention comfortable and stylish.
Japanese astronaut Takao Doi gave the clothes a trial run during a shuttle mission last year. Even after a vigorous workout, Doi's clothes stayed dry.
"The other astronauts become very sweaty, but he doesn't have any sweat. He didn't need to hang his clothes to dry," Yanagawa said.
J-ware should reduce the amount of clothing that needs to be sent to the space station, which has no laundry facilities. Toting cargo into orbit is expensive, so having clothes that stay fresh for weeks at a time should result in significant savings.
The Japanese space agency plans to make the clothes available to NASA and its other space station partners once development is complete. A commercial line also is in the offing.
Taya also is working with clothing manufacturers Toray Industries and Goldwin. on clothes that have a microscopically thin chemical layer in the materials.
Wakata, who arrived at the station last week for a three-month stay, said on Sunday that the clothes appear to be working.
"Nobody has complained, so I think it's so far, so good," Wakata said.
(Editing by Jane Sutton and Cynthia Osterman)
"囉~"
一個"囉"字，簡直係反高潮﹒
一定有人同你講過個囉字﹒
Sorry 囉! 是旦囉! 你鍾意囉!
其實個囉真係好有力，一聽就明當中有幾藐﹒
今日的確有心相贈一個囉字，
"你話得咪得囉!"
其實真係冇對與錯，
一句到底只有值同唔值﹒
一定有人同你講過個囉字﹒
Sorry 囉! 是旦囉! 你鍾意囉!
其實個囉真係好有力，一聽就明當中有幾藐﹒
今日的確有心相贈一個囉字，
"你話得咪得囉!"
其實真係冇對與錯，
一句到底只有值同唔值﹒
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