Sunday, May 21, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Artist again
| Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking |
 You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal. You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk. You should major in: Philosophy Music Theology Art History Foreign language |
Cool
| You Play it Cool |
 You're not in your face, smokin' hot... and it's all by design You have a carefully crafted cool persona, leaving everyone wanting to know just a little more. |
I told you " I am an Artist! hahahaha"
| You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts) |
 You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced. You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker. |
Ridiculous I am a Capricorn too
| Your True Love Is a Capricorn |
 Why you'll love a Capricorn: Hard working and driven, a Capricorn will work overtime to win your heart. Be prepared to get wined and dined, even once you're convince that your Capricorn is the one! Why a Capricorn will love you: You don't rush things. You know it will take a while for a Capricorn to trust you, and you can wait. Social and outgoing, you can introduce normally shy Capricorn to a great circle of friends. |
January 16th
| Your Birthdate: January 16 |
 You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head. You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking. People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right. You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself. Your strength: Your original approach to thinking Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others Your power color: Pale blue Your power symbol: Wavy line Your power month: July |
July 1st
| Your Birthdate: July 1 |
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet. You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily. Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail. You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details. Your strength: Your supreme genius Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity Your power color: Gold Your power symbol: Star Your power month: January |
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Life
| How You Life Your Life |
 You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is. You are always tactful and diplomatic. You let people down gently. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. |
Wow
| You Are An Invisible Ex |
 You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind As they say, indifference is the opposite of love! |
Monday, May 08, 2006
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Investment
I was spending so much on suits and shoes.
I couldn't believe that I was spending so much money on those thingsssss.
One of the suits I tried on,
Totally like the restaurant manager.
A suit is just a work uniform,
But it was too expensive.
I don't have a sponsor...
I am so broke.
I became a non-profit organization again.
I hope you read this.
Your poor babe
I couldn't believe that I was spending so much money on those thingsssss.
One of the suits I tried on,
Totally like the restaurant manager.
A suit is just a work uniform,
But it was too expensive.
I don't have a sponsor...
I am so broke.
I became a non-profit organization again.
I hope you read this.
Your poor babe
It's all about 3
I been spending 3 days+ with someone special,
I am going to work for another 3 days,
and I am going to have 3 days long weekend.
I hope it works like this forever.
I am going to work for another 3 days,
and I am going to have 3 days long weekend.
I hope it works like this forever.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
廣告金句者，就係廣告日播夜播吟到上腦的金句是也！
由朝坐到晚 運動少
周身骨痛精神壞
無佢o黎保養
快蒼老 易捱壞
我o地o甘辛苦
擒高擒低靠腰力 靠腳力
調補身體最緊要
病君咁樣點搵食
鋤得多 傷氣力
消耗一定要補充
唔駛失威悲到極
你o地諗o下啦
咦噫 咪講少 快D食
余仁生金牌鹿尾巴培元湯 係男仕至~~佳的補品
周身骨痛精神壞
無佢o黎保養
快蒼老 易捱壞
我o地o甘辛苦
擒高擒低靠腰力 靠腳力
調補身體最緊要
病君咁樣點搵食
鋤得多 傷氣力
消耗一定要補充
唔駛失威悲到極
你o地諗o下啦
咦噫 咪講少 快D食
余仁生金牌鹿尾巴培元湯 係男仕至~~佳的補品
Monday, March 20, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
流行曲
流行曲
-- 大碟其他歌曲 --
三字頭男子組維園阿伯億萬少年彼得潘搞出嘢嘻嘻哈哈老婆仔女狗仔隊玩具大王新浪漫流行曲三字頭男子組流行曲 歌手：林海峰 |
作曲：Eric Kwok/Jerald
填詞：林海峰 | 編曲：Eric Kwok/Jerald
清唱 一開口用喉嚨聲清唱
這樣 才會令你為我拍掌
扮偶像派係我理想
感動 段段歌詞要寫得感動
能夠 講鼓舞及明日理想
一淺白易明人就唱 wo
假音 唱到第二段嚟個假音
震音 震爆個尾音至夠壓場 wo
慘情 我愛你抵死冇好收場
煽情 必兩粒眼淚情緒高漲 wo
去到 chorus chorus要易記易唱 wo
記住要 重複 重複 我為K迷著想
仲要 repeat又repeat 這旋律先算最強
流行曲 要大眾 隨時隨地唱
點唱 手機響用和弦聲即唱
這樣 日與夜我會到處響
日播夜播就最理想 wo
和音 要大量和住咪我走音
懶音 好有風格人人會跟得上 wo
去到 chorus chorus要易記易唱 wo
記住要 重複 重複 我為K迷著想
仲要 repeat又repeat 這旋律先算最強
流行曲 要令到 全場大合唱
再上再上 呢段要越唱越搶
再上再上 呢段會越唱越娘
爭住唱 你記住要出我份糧 冇錢點唱
再上再上 乸實塊面唱做樣
再上再上 一定會斷氣內傷
三連音 三連音 三連音
三連音 三連音 三連音 音
wo chorus chorus要易記易唱 wo
記住要 重複 重複 我為K迷著想
仲要 repeat又repeat 這旋律先算最強
流行曲 唱就唱 咪求其是但唱
我首流行曲 一定中 一定爆
爭住點唱 攞硬獎
Standard Chartered Hong Kong Marathon 2006
RESULTS (2006) - Provisional
Position Cate-gory* 957
Race no. 92410
English Name CHAN PUI KWAN DIANA
Chinese Name 陳佩君
Sex 2898
Cate-gory TFS1
Time
Official 1:17:42
Chip 10km 1:13:51
Yeah I made it
Friday, February 03, 2006
Online Devorce Jokes
Divorce Humor
..Laughter works good like a medicine...
? DIVORCE FOR WEAR
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
She asks, "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!" ????
Divorce Barbie
Little girl goes into a toy store. Asks the salesperson, "How much is a Barbie Doll ?"
The salesperson replies, "They are different prices, it depends on which one you want."
"Oh. How much is this Surfer Barbie ?" "$19.95"
"How much is Biker Barbie ?" "$19.95"
"How much is Malibu Barbie ?" "$19.95"
"How much is Divorce Barbie ?" "That one is $69.95"
"Wow. Why are all these other Barbie's only $20, but Divorce Barbie is $70 ?"
"Because Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and Ken's car !"
Divorce Proceedings
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."
When my wife and I divorced, we split the house fifty-fifty.
She got the inside and I got the outside.
..Laughter works good like a medicine...
? DIVORCE FOR WEAR
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
She asks, "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!" ????
Divorce Barbie
Little girl goes into a toy store. Asks the salesperson, "How much is a Barbie Doll ?"
The salesperson replies, "They are different prices, it depends on which one you want."
"Oh. How much is this Surfer Barbie ?" "$19.95"
"How much is Biker Barbie ?" "$19.95"
"How much is Malibu Barbie ?" "$19.95"
"How much is Divorce Barbie ?" "That one is $69.95"
"Wow. Why are all these other Barbie's only $20, but Divorce Barbie is $70 ?"
"Because Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and Ken's car !"
Divorce Proceedings
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."
When my wife and I divorced, we split the house fifty-fifty.
She got the inside and I got the outside.
What you trying to tell me?
After all I am not sure what I am suppose to say.
What do you expect from me?
It was just too many things happened at the same time,
I was unable to process everything and give the best reaction.
You couldn't figure me out,
I felt the same... I have no idea what to say.
I wish there is a script next to me that I can read from it.
All a sudden you were asking so many quesions on top of the present issue,
I was like what... is this my problem and turned to a cause and effect situation.
Can you keep it simple, which is either move on or let go.
What do you expect from me?
It was just too many things happened at the same time,
I was unable to process everything and give the best reaction.
You couldn't figure me out,
I felt the same... I have no idea what to say.
I wish there is a script next to me that I can read from it.
All a sudden you were asking so many quesions on top of the present issue,
I was like what... is this my problem and turned to a cause and effect situation.
Can you keep it simple, which is either move on or let go.
Egocentric vs. Selfishness
Egocentric
Pronunciation: "E-gO-'sen-trik also "e-
Function: adjective
1 : concerned with the individual rather than society
2 : taking the ego as the starting point in philosophy
3 a : limited in outlook or concern to one's own activities or needs
Selfishness
Pronunciation: 'sel-fish
Function: adjective
1 : concerned excessively or exclusively with oneself : seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others
2 : arising from concern with one's own welfare or advantage in disregard of others -a selfish act
Although someone told me egocentric and selfishness are just slightly different, I still consider both as disrespectful and heedlessly act.
Pronunciation: "E-gO-'sen-trik also "e-
Function: adjective
1 : concerned with the individual rather than society
2 : taking the ego as the starting point in philosophy
3 a : limited in outlook or concern to one's own activities or needs
Selfishness
Pronunciation: 'sel-fish
Function: adjective
1 : concerned excessively or exclusively with oneself : seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others
2 : arising from concern with one's own welfare or advantage in disregard of others -a selfish act
Although someone told me egocentric and selfishness are just slightly different, I still consider both as disrespectful and heedlessly act.
Keep it down
It was about nine in the morning,
I was still in bed with my sleeping kitty.
I was so damn exhausted and having trouble sleeping in the evening.
My dearest downstairs neighbors were talking to each other loudly through the windows.
I tried to tell myself to go sleep and ignore the noise,
however my neighbors’ discussion went on and on.
I yelled through the windows unconsciously...
“You are so noisy” and closed my window right away.
Unfortunately they just paused for a few seconds and discussion continued for the next 15 minutes.
OMG…. I was forced to get up and leave my bed.
As a conclusion my neighbors are in good relationship,
but I am not............... :(
I was still in bed with my sleeping kitty.
I was so damn exhausted and having trouble sleeping in the evening.
My dearest downstairs neighbors were talking to each other loudly through the windows.
I tried to tell myself to go sleep and ignore the noise,
however my neighbors’ discussion went on and on.
I yelled through the windows unconsciously...
“You are so noisy” and closed my window right away.
Unfortunately they just paused for a few seconds and discussion continued for the next 15 minutes.
OMG…. I was forced to get up and leave my bed.
As a conclusion my neighbors are in good relationship,
but I am not............... :(
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